Wednesday, June 27, 2012

I Can't Make This Up

Real casting notice I saw this week:

"[PEOPLE WHO CAN FLATULATE ON DEMAND]
Seeking people who can flatulate on demand. Professional or not, someone who can pass gas on cue. MUST be the real deal."


This "role" pays $94.40 for eight hours.  That might just allow for you to break even when you factor in all the refried beans you would have to eat the night before in order to sustain that amount of on-demand flatulating.  This brings an entirely new meaning to the actor's proccess of preparation.  I pity whomever is this actor's roommate.

Know anyone who would be interested? 

1 comment:

  1. Yikes .The only people i can think of who could probably pull that off are.Old people this sounds like and audition for jackass .This isn't really acting job when you think about it.Pretend to fart on cue now that's acting.

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